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Sex For Dummies Exam

Name:________________________
Date:________________________
Class:_______________________

Directions: Please complete the following problems. You may use a scratch piece of paper for your calculations which must be turned in with your exam. SHOW ALL WORK! Use only a #2 pencil. You have 20 minutes to complete the exam.

1.) A menstrual cycle has three wheels. [True] or [False]
2.) Asphalt describes rectal problems. [True] or [False]
3.) Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. [True] or [False]
4.) Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. [True] or [False]
5.) The clitoris is a type of flower. [True] or [False]
6.) A G-string is part of a fiddle. [True] or [False]
7.) Semen is a term for sailors. [True] or [False]
8.) Anus is a Latin term for yearly. [True] or [False]
9.) Testicles are found on an Octopus. [True] or [False]
10.) A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. [True] or [False]
11.) KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. [True] or [False]
12.) Masturbate is used to catch large fish. [True] or [False]
13.) Coitus is a musical instrument. [True] or [False]
14.) Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. [True] or [False]
15.) An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. [True] or [False]
16.) A condom is a large apartment complex. [True] or [False]
17.) An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. [True] or [False]
18.) A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. [True] or [False]
19.) A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. [True] or [False]
20.) An erection is when Japanese people vote. [True] or [False]
21.) A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. [True] or [False]
22.) Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. [True] or [False]
23.) Pornography is the business of making records. [True] or [False]
24.) Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. [True] or [False]
25.) Douche is the French word for "twelve." [True] or [False]

Redneck Bubba died in a fire and was burned pretty badly.  The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Daryll and Gomer, were sent for.
 
Daryll went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.  Daryll said,"Yup, he's burnt up pretty bad. Roll 'im over."  So the mortician rolled him over and Daryll looked and said," Nope, ain't Bubba."
 
The mortician thought this rather strange.  Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body.  Gomer took one look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad.  Roll 'im over."  The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said,"Nope, 'tain't Bubba."
 
The mortician, whose curiosity had gotten the better of him, asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well,  Bubba had two assholes."
 
"What?"  exclaimed the mortician.  "He had two assholes?"
 
"Yup.  Ever'one in town knew he had two assholes.  Ever' time we went to town with him, folks would all say, "Here comes Bubba with them two assholes."

>Subject: From Poland


You have just received the "POLISH VIRUS"!!! As we don't have any
programming experience, this Virus works on the honor system. Please delete
all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this Virus to everyone
on your mailing list.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops
in to check on them and sees them dressed in heavy coats, mittens and hats
warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you
doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"

The two guys reply, "Well, ya know, we're from Michigan, the land of snow
and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya
know."

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the
heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed
in heavy coats, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again, "Its awfully
hot down here, can't you guys feel that?"

Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told you yesterday, we're from
Michigan, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance
to warm up a little bit, ya know."

This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two guys.
He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and
screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two guys from Michigan
and finds them in light jackets and hats, grillin walleye and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you
two seem to be enjoying yourself."

The two Michigan men reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm
weather up there in Michigan, we've just got to have a fish fry when the
weather's this nice."

The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he
comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been
cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.
Icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are
unable to wail, moan and gnash their teeth.

The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Michigan lads. He gets
there and finds them back in their coats, hats, and mittens. They are
jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.

The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat
you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong
with you two?"

The Michigan boys look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't ya know, if
hell has frozen over that must mean the Lions have won the Super Bowl!"




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